Author: brad777


Na-Nu Na-Nu

“Mork & Mindy” is a t.v. series that had aired from 1978 to 1982. The word “Na-Nu Na-Nu” is a greeting given by the main character of the show Mork, an alien from the planet Ork. (pronounced /ˈnɑ nu ˈnɑ nu /) The greeting is also accompanied along with a hand gesture similar to Mr. Spock’s Vulcan salute from Star Trek, combined with a special handshake.

“I am Mork from Ork. Greetings, I come in peace, Na-Nu Na-Nu….!!!”

***Proper credit must be given to the true comic genius of Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) R.I.P.

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bisexual

Someone who is in all ways attracted to both guys and girls. It is not because they are sex fanatics, or simply can’t decide. Being bisexual is not a phase from people who haven’t fully come out yet. It is as real as being straight or gay. You might have a preference over one sex, but bisexual means you can be attracted to both genders sexually, physically, and emotionally. In other words, you are fully capable of FALLING IN LOVE with them, just as a woman would fall in love with a man. It’s not a circus freak thing.

Sally fucked Jack and Jill, and enjoyed them both.

I am bisexual.

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phoneslinger

A person that can produce their phone with lightning speed and return a text message almost instantaneously.

Jim: I hate texting with Jennifer.
John: Why’s that Jim? She seems like a cool girl to me.
Jim: When you send her a text, it takes forever to get a response.
John: Ohh I hate that too! My new girl Sally has to be just about the fastest little phoneslinger I’ve ever met in my life.
Whenever you text her, you always have an answer right away. Always. I so love that!
Jim: Wow! I’m jealous already.


poo pride

High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one’s poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.

“Rate My Poo takes Poo Pride to new heights. Or is that lows?”
–MonkeyFilter

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deadnaming

Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.
“Well I’ve always known you as James, so I’m going to keep calling you James.”
“Stop deadnaming me. My name is Jamie.”
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Pollotarian

*A person looking for a fancy name for their meat restricted diet despite knowing that 99% of people don’t have a clue wtf a Pollotarian is & have to explain afterwards.

An easier alternative is to tell a person you only eat chicken/birds & no other meats.

**Can also be a stepping stone to vegetarianism as the individual restricts their meat-intake & slowly over a period of time cuts all meat forms out.

*** Somebody who really enjoys eating polo mints

*Tara: I’m sorry i can’t eat that food its not pollotarian
John: i’m sorry what?
Tara: Pollotarian, i don’t eat any meats but birds (smug look)

**Tara: I’m limiting myself to just eating chicken for 2 weeks before cutting it out & going vegetarian
John: Oh thats pretty cool

*** Tara: GIMME POLO MINTS

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