Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) – featuring the Urban Dictionary word “Procrasturbating”

Sen. Susan Collins (R): “It’s nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!”

Jon: “Yeah, how nice from you – I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating.”

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