Mastabbatical

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.

“Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That’s gotta be tough.”

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