masturdate

  1. an intentional pun for the word masturbate by doing it on one’s own; coined to imply going out alone on a date with oneself
  2. to go out alone and enjoy one’s own company, with or without the need for other people
Usage

I’ve been stuck by my own, masturdating for five years of my life, until I met you, boo.

I don’t understand. She’s a hottie but it seems she’s always all alone on a masturdate.

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